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Below are the five finalists for the Mad Libs Giveaway as chosen by Sidewayz. Read each one over and vote at the bottom for the one Mad Lib you feel is the best.

1. DAVID HOFFMAN ENTRY

One day Thomas Horrell was POOPING on his way to BANGKOK. Then to his surprise he saw George Daniels wearing GRANNY PANTIES on his BIG TOE as he was CRYING while riding a horse. They decided to get some CARROTS before they QUICKLY jumped into a SEXY boat to do some wakeskating. Thomas was up first and did a SHUV-IT over a DISGUSTING EMU while waving to the SLIDER. George was so excited that he CRIED for ten minutes! All of a sudden a CUTE mermaid swam up to them and kissed George on the BIG TOE, and he was LONELY. Then from out of the sky came Brandon Thomas SMOOCHING with his parachute made of KICKERS. Brandon landed on the mermaid and she died so George cried and SLEPT. They all lived LOUDLY ever after.

2. ERIK JENSEN ENTRY

One day Thomas Horrell was FONDLING on his way to THE CONVIENCE STORE. Then to his surprise he saw George Daniels wearing a SOCK on his EAR as he was SWALLOWING while riding a horse. They decided to get some CUCUMBER before they HASTILY jumped into a DISGUSTING boat to do some wakeskating. Thomas was up first and did a KICKFLIP over a MALICIOUS RHINOCEROUS while waving to the SHRUBBERY. George was so excited that he SWALLOWED for ten minutes! All of a sudden a QUIET mermaid swam up to them and kissed George on the EAR, and he was ECSTATIC. Then from out of the sky came Brandon Thomas CROUCHING with his parachute made of MONKEYS. Brandon landed on the mermaid and she died so George cried and FARTED. They all lived JOYFULLY ever after.

3. JASON MATZEN ENTRY

One day Thomas Horrell was THINKING on his way to SHASTA. Then to his surprise he saw George Daniels wearing BOARDSHORTS on his MEGA BICEPS as he was KICKING while riding a horse. They decided to get some ULTRA NON-ATKINS CHEESEBURGERS before they FASTLY jumped into a NOT SO GOOD LOOKING boat to do some wakeskating. Thomas was up first and did a DOCK START over a HUGE GOAT while waving to the BARN. George was so excited that he ATE for ten minutes! All of a sudden a SMALL mermaid swam up to them and kissed George on the MEGA BICEPS, and he was ULTRA HAPPY. Then from out of the sky came Brandon Thomas BAKING with his parachute made of TIRES. Brandon landed on the mermaid and she died so George cried and SANK. They all lived EXPEDITIOUSLY ever after.

4. JOHN SLIMOCOSKY ENTRY

One day Thomas Horrell was SPEWING on his way to BEHIND THE LOCAL 7-11. Then to his surprise he saw George Daniels wearing a W.W.J.D. WRISTBAND on his INNER THIGH as he was SMOKING while riding a horse. They decided to get some CREAMED CORN before they LIGHTLY jumped into a DROOPY boat to do some wakeskating. Thomas was up first and did a BS SHUV TO REVERT over a SLOPPY CHINCHILLA while waving to the WET UNDERWEAR. George was so excited that he NAILED for ten minutes! All of a sudden an INFECTED mermaid swam up to them and kissed George on the INNER THIGH, and he was UTTERLY DISGUSTED. Then from out of the sky came Brandon Thomas FOUL SMELLING with his parachute made of INBRED COUSINS. Brandon landed on the mermaid and she died so George cried and YANKED. They all lived BITCHILY ever after.

5. MIKE HARRISON ENTRY

One day Thomas Horrell was JUGGLING on his way to URANUS. Then to his surprise he saw George Daniels wearing a UNIFORM on his PINKY TOE as he was RUMBLING while riding a horse. They decided to get some POPEYE'S CHICKEN before they CAREFULLY jumped into a MICROSCOPIC boat to do some wakeskating. Thomas was up first and did a BACKSIDE 180 over a HUMUNGOUS PARAKEET while waving to the MICROWAVE. George was so excited that he RAN for ten minutes! All of a sudden a SMELLY mermaid swam up to them and kissed George on the PINKY TOE, and he was SAD. Then from out of the sky came Brandon Thomas SPRINTING with his parachute made of TOASTERS. Brandon landed on the mermaid and she died so George cried and SPLASHED. They all lived EXQUISITLY ever after.

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